Horde or Alliance in WoW? Choosing

Who do you choose? Horde or Alliance.

The answer is pretty simple on World of Warcraft. WoW alliance players are generally young, dorky kids or like things like spiderman, skippy, disney and cartoons. Mummy buys them WoW and lets them play for a little while each night. The alliance users get hammered in raids and battlegrounds and are a laughing stock to everyone else. You can tell the alliance kiddies on the text they write and display in game. very funny.

Horde on the other hand are older more serious wow players. possibly nerdy guys who don't have girlfriends, are over weight, have no chance of getting laid ever and the ones that are married are generally gunna get a divorce soon cuz they play too much wow. The horde guys are very powerful and plan their work to the hilt, known in some countries for killing people in real life for failed raids and group guild work the horde means business. look out!

So if your young dorky, emo or newb - go for the alliance. you have all your disney and peter pan fun while you play as a happy hero.

If you old, dorky and a virgin - stick to horde. it suits you well. dont mess up, you might get killed.

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