WoW Girl Gets Laid in Real Life for 5000 Gold

A girl who plays WoW on-line offered herself to another male player in real life - if the male player donated 5000 WoW gold into her account.

A WoW player took her up on the offer, paid the WoW money / gold and proceeded to sleep with the female WoW player in real life.

The couple hit it off and have began seeing each other regularly in real life.

Many other WoW players commented on forums - saying judging by the girls photo - SHE WAS NO EPIC MOUNT HERSELF.

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Link to WoW Chick -

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Very funny stuff. In the meantime ENJOY YOUR WORLD OF WARCRAFT KIDDIES.

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Peons 4 Hire - Bad, Risky and Illegal

Blizzard the makers of World of Warcarft or WoW - are going after gold vendors or peons for hire - who spam the WoW servers offering gold for sale. This is a constant annoyance to nerdy WoW players and Blizzard are pushing hard to cut this stuff out.

Becareful, if you're caught buying gold from peons you could have your wow / warcraft account suspended - bad news! nerds will commit suicide in some instances where their account has been banned or suspended.

although maybe a nerd family might sue blizzard for their son committing suicide or something - could be a good money spinner.

so remember peons 4 hire = bad news, stay right away!

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Wow Farming and Player Levelling

For those that dont have time to play hours of WoW / World of Warcraft themselves. (Those that actally have a life, job or regular girlfriend - never fear!

No longer will nerdy kids out level you in Wow.

There are bots in wow, and while illegal these bots such as WowGlider - will use scripts to move and play your character through the day. Very handy, and level your little hero up.

Farmers in wow also use bots to make gold, and find items and sell these at the vendors and auction houses etc.

Also another option is player levelling by companies or little chop shops in parts of Asia. These poor little devils on 20c an hour will play your character for you and level you up all day while you work, sleep or wotever you do.. ahem.

Now the risk here is they may keep any epic or cool items they find while farming for you. but still it's not abad ploy if you arent a nerd playing 20 hrs aday. hahaha.

Just some more WoW tips for you all. Enjoy.

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Proudmoore the Busy WoW Server

World of Warcraft requires you to pick a 'home' server. The army of programmer nerds over at Blizzard have created hundreds of these servers as they market their game to millions over the world. Multiple WoW servers allow for faster game times, otherwise such a big mmoprg would be impossible on a single server.

Man, those guys at Blizzard must be making a fortune from the WoW game alone. So many millions of online players, having to fork out $19 USD each month - you do the math, it's simply huge. Couple this success with the fact that Blizzard make Starcraft and other big name games - it's a economy all to itself. Blizzard recently released Starcraft 2 to a massive audience in Korea. The Koreans love starcraft and it's virtually a national sport.

Lets hope Blizzard put their money to good use and bring us some more exciting stuff soon. Don't forget their other huge hit Warcraft 3 - a favourite by modders, who have brought out the brilliant and addictive DOTA and Tower Defences (TDs) as their known.

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Horde or Alliance in WoW? Choosing

Who do you choose? Horde or Alliance.

The answer is pretty simple on World of Warcraft. WoW alliance players are generally young, dorky kids or like things like spiderman, skippy, disney and cartoons. Mummy buys them WoW and lets them play for a little while each night. The alliance users get hammered in raids and battlegrounds and are a laughing stock to everyone else. You can tell the alliance kiddies on the text they write and display in game. very funny.

Horde on the other hand are older more serious wow players. possibly nerdy guys who don't have girlfriends, are over weight, have no chance of getting laid ever and the ones that are married are generally gunna get a divorce soon cuz they play too much wow. The horde guys are very powerful and plan their work to the hilt, known in some countries for killing people in real life for failed raids and group guild work the horde means business. look out!

So if your young dorky, emo or newb - go for the alliance. you have all your disney and peter pan fun while you play as a happy hero.

If you old, dorky and a virgin - stick to horde. it suits you well. dont mess up, you might get killed.

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WoW Guilds - Are they Good?

Simply yes.

As world of warcraft gets more and more intense and requires more players to beat certain monsters. If you're in a guild - you will have allies to help you fight certain monsters and claim the win that much easier.

Many WoW guilds have forums and are very well run, some major players being Nazgul and many more.

Some are smaller guilds, others are larger and go about creating havoc in a terrorist style.

See the info below:

Terrorist Guild Holds WoW Server Hostage

The Imperial Order, a WoW guild on the Detheroc server, is holding the server hostage. The guild has completed the various quests needed to obtain a septer used to ring a gong. Ringing the gong will open the gates giving everyone on the server access to new content, but the guild refuses to do it. At least, they refuse to do it until someone pays them 5,000 gold.

They say they'd rather be known as the obnoxious guild that held their server hostage than forgotten as the kind guild that opened new content.

Nobody remembers the fair and quietly intelligent people we meet in their daily lives, but everyone remembers those who ruin their day.

We'll have plenty of time to conquer this new content, but for now we see an endless novelty in holding it hostage. And this is what we will continue to do: Hold it hostage.

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World of Warcraft by Blizzard

Long overdue, this site is dedicated to the World of Warcraft by Blizzard Games.

World of Warcraft or WoW as it's know by players is a virtual world enjoyed by millions of players world wide. MMORPG is the style of game, massive online role playing game.

Users in WoW must level their character up to a maximum of level 60, or if you have the addon / expansion - Burning Crusade, you can get your hero up to level 70. During the game, you aquire weapons and experience through quests and earn gold - which can be traded or purchased. WoW gold buying is a HUGE market and many online shops and websites sell and trade WoW gold.

This website will be posting updates, strategy and funny stuff from WoW from our legion of 10 ultimate players. True guru's of the WoW game who play the game from our Internet Cafe in Sydney Australia.

All races and classess will be catered to - Rogue, Hunter, Paladin, Warrior, Priest, Shaman, Mage, Druid, Warlock. Races such as Elves / Elfs, Human, Night Elves, Night Elf, Blood Elf, Blood Elves, Dwarf, Gnomes, Draenei, and also Tauren, Orc, Troll and of course the ugly and smelly undead.

You can do things such as group raid, where a bunch of you fight tough computer heros or NPC's (non playing characters)

Also you can sneak into enemy towns such as horde outposts or alliance villages.

Stay Tuned for much more WoW (World of Warcraft Info) - thanks to Blizzard for creating such a good addictive game.

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